Joke

Joke jokes

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Emo

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Prostitution

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Type

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Hitler

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Mirror

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

Toe

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

People

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

Glue

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.