What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Joke Jokes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
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What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Brazil is a joke.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
