Joke jokes
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.