Joke jokes
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Rape jokes aren't funny.
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.