Joke jokes
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.