Joke

Joke jokes

Plane

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Sun

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Cancer

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Woman

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Knight

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

Nose

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

Expense

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.

Suicide

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.