Joke jokes

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Why did the mailman die?

Because everyone dies.

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he doesn't have parents.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?

A: Reading road signs.