Joke jokes
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?