Joke jokes
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.