Joke

Joke jokes

Death

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

Expense

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.

Suicide

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

Vampire

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

Neighbor

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Alley

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.