Joke jokes
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣