Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Joke Jokes
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
