Joke jokes
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.