Joke jokes
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
You want a pizza from me!!!!