Joke jokes
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.