Joke jokes
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What was I saying again?
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.