Joke jokes
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What was I saying again?
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.