Joke jokes
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What was I saying again?
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.