Joke jokes
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow