Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Joke Jokes
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
