Joke jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"