Joke jokes
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!