Joke jokes
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)