Joke jokes
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.