Joke jokes
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!