Joke

Joke jokes

Neighbor

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Alley

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

Indian

How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

Post

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

Cat

What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?

Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.

Dad

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Sister

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

History

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?