Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?