Joke jokes
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
*fart* 👀 Oops!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
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I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.