Joke jokes
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.