Joke jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
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A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.