Joke jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.