Joke jokes
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?