Joke jokes
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"