Joke jokes
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!