Joke jokes
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.