Joke jokes
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.