Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Joke Jokes
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
