Joke jokes
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.