Joke jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.