Joke jokes
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!