Joke jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.