Joke jokes
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.