Joke jokes
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
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A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I like trains.
*train hits him*