Joke jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."