Joke jokes
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.