Joke jokes
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.