Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Joke Jokes
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
