Joke jokes
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.