Joke jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
You guys wanna hear a joke?
My LOVE LIFE.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Rangers are a joke.
Haha, the joke is me.
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.