Joke jokes
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Non-binary is a joke.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.