Joke jokes
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
This website is a joke.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)