Joke jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Emo
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.