Joke jokes
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.