Joke jokes
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
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I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!