Joke jokes
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.