Joke jokes
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!