Joke jokes
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Stop, orphan joke!
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.