Joke jokes
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
AOT > ur fav anime.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Did you hear about the needle and thread shop?
Never mind, it was needle-ess.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
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Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.