Joke jokes
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!