Joke jokes

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"

What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?

Up your ass.

Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

Why couldn't Bob hang himself?

Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)

Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?

Who cares?