Joke jokes
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)