Joke jokes
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.