Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Joke Jokes
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
