Joke jokes
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.