Joke jokes
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.