Joke jokes
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.