Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣