Joke jokes
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I am the joke.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.