Joke jokes
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!