Joke jokes
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!