Joke jokes
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
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Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.