Joke jokes
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."