Joke jokes
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.