Joke jokes
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!