Joke jokes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣