Joke jokes
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Why canโt you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasnโt born yesterday...
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Why wasnโt the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasnโt chicken!
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.