Joke jokes
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.