Joke jokes
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"