Joke jokes
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.