Joke jokes
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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