Joke jokes
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!