Joke

Joke jokes

Funeral

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

Orphan

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Mum

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Wife

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

They don’t have a closet to hide in.

Foot

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Suicide

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

Bro

(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!

(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*

(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*

At this moment, he knew he fucked up.

Ass

If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?

Up your ass.

Homework

Teacher: What is a cow?

Kid: Meat.

Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?

Kid: Eggs.

Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?

Kid: Homework.

Apple

What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.