I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
