Joke jokes
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?