Joke jokes
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.