Joke jokes
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.