Joke jokes
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"