Joke jokes
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.