Joke jokes
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"