What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Joke Jokes
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
