Joke jokes
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!