Joke jokes
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!