Joke jokes
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.