Joke jokes
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!