Joke jokes
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Haha, you just saw sex!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?