Joke jokes
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!