Joke jokes
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.