Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Not funny joke.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.