Joke jokes
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My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.