Joke jokes
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Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Haha, you just saw sex!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Not funny joke.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!