Joke jokes
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.