Joke jokes
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...