Joke jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I'm the joke.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!