Joke jokes
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.