Joke jokes
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.