The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Joke Jokes
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
