Joke jokes
Most of the jokes are trash.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.