Joke jokes
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.