Joke jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Haha, you just saw sex!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"