What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
