Joke jokes
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Not funny joke.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
I'm the joke.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco