Joke jokes
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!