Joke jokes
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.