What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Joke Jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
