Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Joke Jokes
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
The only joke here is the topic.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
