Joke jokes
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.