Joke jokes
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789