Joke jokes
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.