Joke jokes
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.