Joke jokes
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.