Joke jokes
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
A B C deez nuts!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.