Joke jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
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What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.