Joke jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
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",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"