Joke jokes
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.