Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Joke Jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
