Joke jokes
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
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What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.