Joke jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"