Joke jokes
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.