Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Joke Jokes
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
