Joke jokes
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."