Joke jokes
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.