Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Most of the jokes are trash.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."