Joke jokes
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.