Joke jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.