Joke jokes
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.