Joke jokes
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?