Joke jokes
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"