Joke jokes
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Cheesiest jokes.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.