Joke jokes
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.