Joke jokes
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.