Joke jokes
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.