Joke jokes

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What did the Chinese man say to his wife?

I'll chin you later.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?

Husband: No, I like after "T"!

It means: the letter "U": you!

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.

What’s a nun's weapon of choice?

Nun-chucks.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

"and i oop"

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

Why is the wheel the best invention?

Because it's wheely wheely great!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.