Joke jokes

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.

Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!

Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!

Who's Joe?

Joe rapes.

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

She blew on it, and it went hard.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?

Husband: No, I like after "T"!

It means: the letter "U": you!

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?

They become in-bread.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.

What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?

Preagles!

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.