Joke jokes
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.