Joke jokes

Jokes are like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!