Joke jokes
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.