Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Joke Jokes
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
