Joke jokes
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Your head looks like a joke.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
You are a joke.
More jokes.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Very funny battery joke.
A joke.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!