Joke jokes

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

Orphanage protest jokes here!

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?

How does Moses brew his coffee?

He brews it.

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.

Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.