Joke jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?