Joke jokes
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?