Joke jokes
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
It's not a joke.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.