Joke jokes
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!