Joke jokes
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I love fard 😋
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."