Joke jokes
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
Why can't people understand these jokes?
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"