Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Joke Jokes
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
