Joke jokes
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
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If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"