Joke jokes
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
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Innit.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!