Joke jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I rate it 9/11.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"