Joke jokes
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
AB💿
Innit.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.