Joke jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.