Joke jokes
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.