Joke jokes
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Who even needs white jokes?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Yo hairline caused corruption.