Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Joke Jokes
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
