Joke jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Lessi
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.