Joke jokes
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?