Joke jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
I rate it 9/11.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.