Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”