Joke jokes
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.