Joke jokes
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Innit.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
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This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."