Joke jokes

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Who even needs white jokes?

Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?

Answer: 9/11, of course!

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.