Joke jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.