Joke jokes

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

I love fard 😋

Who even needs white jokes?

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Lessi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Joem.

Joem who?

Joem Ama.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"