Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Joke Jokes
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Line (DYM 105)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
