Joke jokes
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"