Joke jokes
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.