Joke jokes
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.