Joke jokes

Why can't people understand these jokes?

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

I rate it 9/11.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

How do you surprise a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."

The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.