Joke jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.