Joke

Joke jokes

Sperm

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because he put the wrong sock was put on.

Hehe.

Math

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Bomb

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!

Water

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Mom

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Page

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Website

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Shit

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Candle

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

Trash

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Cow

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Emo

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.