Joke jokes
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
I rate it 9/11.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.