Joke

Joke jokes

Life

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Dad

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Football

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

Victim

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Kid

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Kind

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Lie

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

Poker

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

9/11

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Meme

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.