Joke jokes
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.