Joke jokes
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Don't click the link.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.