Joke jokes
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭