Joke jokes
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!