Joke jokes
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!