Joke jokes
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.