Joke jokes
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.