Joke jokes
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.