Joke jokes
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"