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Joke Jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
