Joke jokes
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.