Joke jokes
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!