How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Joke Jokes
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
