Joke jokes
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
It's not a joke.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.