Joke jokes
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Who even needs white jokes?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!