Joke jokes
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.