Joke jokes
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Line (DYM 105)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.