Joke jokes
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Who even needs white jokes?
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
All these jokes are all plane.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Yo hairline caused corruption.