Joke jokes
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I love fard š
Who even needs white jokes?
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, jokeās on you! I donāt have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Line (DYM 105)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.