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Joke Jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
