Joke jokes

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.

Oh, wait... never mind...

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!