Joke jokes
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
You are a joke.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Your head looks like a joke.
This is a joke in itself.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!