Joke jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I love fard 😋
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!