Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?