What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Joke Jokes
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Innit.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
You look pretty today... April Fools!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
