Joke jokes
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.