Joke jokes
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.