Joke jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Yo mama!

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.

He hugged me!

Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?

What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?

A bath bomb.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"