Joke jokes
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.