You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lifes Matter
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
A:The Homepage.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
