Joke jokes
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.