Joke jokes
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Hi, I’m Joe.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I have the best joke:
"You."
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."