Joke jokes
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I am an Indian joke.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."