Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you.. From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
