Joke jokes
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
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Me: My life.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
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A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.