Joke jokes
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.