Joke jokes
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.