Joke jokes
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
ayo????
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"
Dad: "Ask your sister."
Girl: "I don't have a..."
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.