What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.