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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
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How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now š
wanna know why to not joke about 911? They usually crash the party
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
