Joke jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road? To prove that he was not chicken.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

What's tree + tree?

Sticks! (Three + three = six)

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂

Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.