Joke jokes
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.