Joke jokes
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.