Joke jokes
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."