What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Joke Jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
