Joke jokes

Why did the butt let out a fart?

Answer: To wipe out humanity!

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America’s Funniest Home Videos.

(lol)

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.

What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.

What is one word orphans can't spell?

Family.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?

“Is It In?”

I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was strapped to the chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."

I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?

Because your mother had diabetes.