A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Joke Jokes
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
