Joke jokes
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
The world is a freaking rape joke.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.