Joke jokes
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.