Joke jokes
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.