Joke jokes
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.