Joke jokes
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.