Joke jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.