Joke Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"

The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"

The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"

The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"

The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"

Why did the African win the food eating contest?

Beginner's luck.

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?

He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

They never get old.

What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?

A bone-étit.

My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!

Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!

But he’s all right now.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.

Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.

That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.