Joke jokes
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"