Joke jokes
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"