Joke jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.