A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Joke Jokes
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
