Joke jokes
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.