Joke jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!