Joke jokes

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.

Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.