Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Joke Jokes
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
