Joke jokes
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.