Joke jokes

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.

That's a big word for a 6 year old!

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?

A flower gets picked.