Joke jokes
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."