Joke jokes
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.