Joke jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?