Joke jokes
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.