Joke jokes
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.