Joke jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?