Joke jokes
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Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Play dead, they said.
Wasn't too hard.
I've been dead inside for years.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.