Joke jokes
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My girlfriend said I was a ped0phi1e.
That's a big word for a 6 year old!
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.