These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Joke Jokes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
