Joke

Joke jokes

Bullshit

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Tree

What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?

Nothing, he was hanging.

Mom

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

Baby

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Orphan

Why is it ok to punch an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Furry

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Well

Why did an old man fall in a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Humour

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Depression

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

Emo

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

Lamborghini

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.