Joke jokes
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?