Joke jokes
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.