Joke jokes
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."