Joke jokes
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.