Joke jokes
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.