Joke jokes
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.