Joke jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!