Joke jokes
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!