Joke jokes
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.