Joke jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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